please come in, welcomed guest.
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those who suffer from eyetrain or epilpesy. pleasd continue at your own discretion.
oh, my, you’re in a pickle, aren’t you, guest? pick a stairway, and maybe you’ll find your way out of here.


uh oh!!! sorry, wrong door. won’t you keep us company, guest? i mean, i suppose you don’t really have a choice…

a fine choice, guest. well, keep going . . .

feeling tired yet, guest?

you must have some bad luck, don’t you, guest? well, this is another dead end. a pity.

hmm, you’ve got a knack for this! carry on, then!

hang on. what’s happening…
oh, shit.

Hello, Guest. You aren’t supposed to be here.
Let’s get you home, shall we?